Nick Greenberg

Instagram: @greenbergandmiller
Reddit: U/Grandbranyon

Brevity is the soul of wit my ass.

We can’t all be Re.

Look out, Uber.

Every kid’s going to mess up their potato head. You just try your best.

Idk I’m not opposed to a little soothsaying during my workout.

Coffee and a bagel.

“Did you hear something?” “Nah, must be a disco nearby.”

Crazy that in today’s economy a clown college degree is almost worthless.

2 baby toons for the price of one, folks. Ya can’t beat these baby toon deals.

The Odyssey’s not a bad sequel. No Terminator 2, but pretty good!

How many lives must you ruin, early bird?

Don’t apologize tumbleweed, you have the right of way.

Lost in the Wright Brothers’ tale are the brave, unsung yentas who complained the entire time.

I don’t need a cowboy. I need a cowman.

@20thcenturystudios Please re-shoot the goat scene from The Sound Of Music accordingly. Thank you.

Pretty sure they genuinely liked the pigeon lady from Home Alone though.

WFH just can’t replace those face to glistening chest hair conversations.

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